The epitome of the guy who goads you into punching him so he can get you in trouble.

Press Presses Press Sec Into PR Disaster Re: PR Disaster

How is anyone defending this keep-away bullshit?

This is fucking hilarious, Smash is full of petulant manbabies. Perfect example of why nobody takes that community seriously.

It’s a Jim Jarmusch movie. Tom Waits being in it is implied.

Whataburger for life

True. He’s a known antisemantic.

Randy Pitchford is too skeezy for this kind of thing to work.

• “We get it, Cory. [CNN]”

I don’t know if you watched the stream, but he spent 10 minutes doing a card trick. It was excruciating. 

It’s a sea lion. He’s never going to stop. Ork-ork-orrrrk!

No indictments of ANYONE for ANYTHING.

I almost spit my drink on my computer screen! LOL.  

Keanu Reeves will, in fact, leggo of your Eggo.

Plus he seems to have a habit of leveraging his status to create big opportunities for other cool movie people who aren’t nearly as famous as he is.

Make no mistake, Keanu, by all accounts, is as cool and nice as they get. But, good Lord, take a look at his actual marksmanship and weaponry videos — his skills are absolutely bonkers. His home is one of the last places you would want to break into.

Keanu Reeves will actually break you off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar.

I can only assume the GOP will respond in their normal, not at all political and consistent manner.

Woke white blogger feels like other people should have to pay for reparations (after all, woke white blogger isn’t responsible for racism!) is perfectly on-brand for Splinter 2019.

I was saying boo-annis.