That explains Jimmy Fallon’s popularity. He pretends to have nostalgia for things he was way to old to have nostalgia for, unless he was actually a 25 year old man watching All That in the 90s. 

“Don’t you kids ever get tired of picking through the wreckage of a past generation’s nostalgia?” Ready Player One’s primary villain, Nolan Sorrento, asks this of the protagonists of Ready Player Two, Ernest Cline’s sequel to his 2011 debut novel. “The entire OASIS is like one giant graveyard, haunted by the undead…

Accidentally typing “0" instead of “o” can happen (they’re right next to each other) but I never thought I’d see it happen twice in rapid succession.

If we’re going to pretend that it’s just business, and he willingly signed a legal contract, etc. then it should be equally fair, from a business perspective, to point out that Chappelle would be a fool not to use the impressive levers he has at his disposal to facilitate a better deal for himself, however…

The Star Wars franchise is like the Republican Party: it’s totally amazing both are still popular and somehow still exist/have viably lasted this long.

“Throwing caution to the wind, Daisy Ridley says something completely anodyne and non-controversial that’s unlikely to interest anyone.” Try harder with your clickbait, guys.

Hey you might want to hit the dismiss button on the fake Lizardo. He’s a burner troll who impersonates the real one. 

Flagged that dumbass Fake Lizardo for SPAM; he just copy-pasted his same bullshit argument from another thread. How original!

My ex-wife wore her Avenue Q shirt to work once a couple years ago (it’s an orange, fuzzy Q design) and got bombarded by idiots who wanted to share racist conspiracy theories with her.

Never forget:

Man, two Random Roles and Brain Donors gets skipped again. What rotten luck. 

It must really hurt someone’s feelings to have their butt “unliked” by the pope.

They were originally just going to give him one Random Roles, but then he squirted a few and they let him go again.

When you smart him... it ruins it.

They’re still mostly taking a ‘live and let live’ stance on the whole sexual abuse thing, though.

“It was really hard to do it, to get the rights, but Joel and Ethan [Cohen] helped me.”

Honestly that Four Seasons Gardening Place thing reminded less of Lionel Hutz and more more of Dr Nick, whose callous venality and whose attempts to shore up credibility by attending very tenuously prestige-adjacaent venues (“the hollywood upstairs medical college”) seem more Giuliani-esque.

Ah yes, court jesters, famously anti-political.

Wait, I’m confused. I’ve definitely been on Zoom meetings for well over 40 minutes. Is this new?

Wow, this is like an old-school AVC article. Probably, what, 10000 words about rock music and not a single attempt to make it Politically Relevant. More of this please!