Every sketch is going to be Alec Baldwin, Jim Carrey, and Maya Rudolph. Actual SNL cast members will stop by to wave goodnight at the end of the show.

And he kept breaking on SNL! Chris Parnell never broke! Give Jimmy Fallon’s career to Chris Parnell!

I hadn’t realized that SNL had lost so many of their full time cast members. Good on Carrey for helping a show out that obviously has not a single cast member left, not a one with the talent or skill to clear SNL’s notoriously low bar for impressions.

This show is so easy to ignore. Just do that.

It’s great to see that they’re not letting anything stand in the way of their never-ending commitment to not being funny.

Can we acknowledge how insanely good Rick Moranis’ debut is in that third season of SCTV? The guy comes out of nowhere fully-formed and totally versatile without any television or theatre training (he had really only been a radio DJ before), and nearly becomes the most prominent figure among a cast who had been honing…

b-b-b-but I dislike Jimmy Fallon, couldn’t Chris just take one for the team and let us pitchfork him? He’s a gladhanding garbage bag.

Screw Star Trek what about “Cats Cradle” I was excited about that but it seems to have fallen by the wayside.

Didn’t Joker open in October? That’s definitely in the fall.

I like how this article is such a blatant ripoff of the Uproxx article—which it quotes but doesn’t link to—that it copies the misspelling of JK Rowling’s pseudonym, Robert Galbraith (not Galibraith).

I want to disagree with you but...

The good news:

Jeez louise, the millions of people who built an entire personality around liking a series of chidlren’s books must be having a rough one.

kill yourself

The article says that the BF of the party thrower is a pre-trial officer. It was probably his connections that helped with the cover-up.

The story says that one of the party’s attendees was a pretrial officer.

Says it right in the story:

This Barrera fella appears to be a pretrial officer according to this very article.

I didn’t even know Willie Nelson and Jimmy Carter were together, let alone that they had a kid.

“...but I love it when you call me Big Poppa.”