Who better to take advice on taking less shots than Carmelo Anthony?

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

What did I just read???

Is that like what Hillary is accused of?

White liberals can't take a race joke. Everyone else is way more chilled about. Wilmore killed it btw that Stephen curry joke was pretty good with a zing

Prince wrote the song...

read that as feed all the emu

Ha. Nice try!!! Shillary supporters try this all over the place. Just as sneaky as she is

no

#ImWithHer

This is Bill Bradley’s best chance.

Good. As a parent, I do not find it appropriate if a young woman(my daughter for example) whatever her gender identity, to use the bathroom with young men who are going through their natural hormonal changes.

As much as I’d like a women president just so that society could start getting over seeing a women in charge as a threat, I appreciate that we should elect the best option, not the only option.

“Men tend to get more conservative because they gain power as they age,”

Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

Based on the letter I would be a lot more terrified to be Tom Brady than Bob Kraft

Evidently the last person who told him not to write outside of the margins got stabbed with a Bic pen.

I really, really love that the rating scale is my current favorite emoji.

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all year.