my local dumbfuck ABC news affiliate KOMO says things like “was fatally wounded.”

It’s so annoying when I’m just walking down the street and “become deceased.” It’s a real hassle.

This is the kind of journalism we used to see on Jezebel. Thank you.

In retrospect, I am forever-grateful for being raised around Black women, who can be best described as “hard-assed with piss and vinegar running through their veins”. The type of women that you’ve only seen glimpses of in comic books and Alice Walker novels. The type that you would think that would be found standing…

I can’t remember the knot used to bind together breasts being taught in Girl Scouts.

yea the reason author couldn’t enjoy bachelorette party is because she’s the type of person to write an article like this.

I had to stop reading halfway through. Why do we have to fucking dissect everything? Some people want to go have a crazy weekend, others want quiet and fun, others want nothing at all. Who cares? NOT EVERYTHING IS A MAJOR FEMINIST ISSUE.

Yeah, I don’t really get it. If you dont like clubs or public displays of ritualistic group drunkenness, then...don’t?

I take it, you didn’t see girls trip then. No, but this is something I observe among my white girlfriends, “this is the fun plan, and we cannot deviate from the fun plan or else we will not have fun. It doesn’t matter if we’re not having fun, it’s on the fun plan so it must be fun” whereas with my black and latina…

I was looking for a new job a year ago and got an interview at a public university, so the salaries are also public. I saw white guy had been hired in the same position a year ago and had a lower degree than I did, so I figured I would get an offer at least equal to his if not more (and I actually talked ot him in an…

There is a recognizable pattern of women saying something like “I’m tired of men cat-calling me” and then men, instead of saying, “That sucks. I’m going to intervene when I see it.” go “NOT ALL MEN DO THAT!”

And what’s not in the report but is a commonly known fact in sociology and criminology circles is that the #1 cause of death for pregnant women is homicide.

Right? That’s where my mind went, too. I know there are a lot of pretty steep hills in the Alps, and I can see where someone could lose their footing and just slide right off a hill, but wouldn’t the first thing to do be to investigate the suspicious local glacier right next to the cow barn for fallen parents? That…

Right, like, was there a crevasse in their backyard that they had never noticed because it was hidden under ice? (Why would anyone want to have a farm somewhere where crevasses are an occupational hazard?) How did no one notice this crevasse AFTER they had fallen in it? Wasn’t there a big hole in the ice?? Did the ice…

I’m having a little trouble figuring out the sequence of events here. Where were the cows that these two fell into a glacier while tending them? Was the barn out in the middle of the ice field? It makes more sense if they went out looking for a lost cow, maybe.

Uh, Jesus obviously wasn’t afraid to show some skin, even with his baby dick:

Oops, you’re that guy! Enjoy being correct but cretinous!

<whispering gently but urgently> Chiding people for extremely minor issues in spelling and grammar instead of dealing with the content of their statements is proof of a childish mind that understands rules but not manners, and using action tags on your text makes it look like you teleported from LiveJournal 2004,…

And stage AE and flagstaff. Is it sad that I saw all the Pgh references and went woooo! Pittsburgh! My mind instantly excused the rest of this horror.

It actually helped me too. My class must have been assigned an exceptional officer, because he was really good. He even expanded the “just say no” role playing to other social situations, including saying no to a boy trying to pressure you to go on “date”. I didn’t understand until I was older, but he managed to warn…