The most unrealistic thing which gives it away right from the start, is the idea of anyone that obsessed with Slender Man having a girl friend for that long.

The answer is *inside* the game!

what... was... that? Seriously man, are you ok?

Seeing as how you’re holding out for it, it’d be the Blue Balls Edition, naturally.

You clearly have no concept of freedom or individuality do you?

They’re saying “Anime porn is free, why pay for it?” and you’re thinking that’s some sort of SJW thing? Gamergate is over dude, deal with it.

It’ll cost you $90 and whatever dignity you still have left after a couple of years of barfing the phrase “social justice” all over the Internet.

This is the internet. Someone is always more pathetic than you could ever realize or conceive.

Your rage fuels me Kotaku, please let me drink your social justice tears. I want your tears inside of me.

Too bad Pokemon doesn’t rock enough knuck.

So folks:

That woman with the hair. Her pussy is basically out. Does Poke-Magic explain how her pants stay up? Because what you see ... isn’t always the truth.

It’s more about abandoning the perpetual daily grind in favor of something more casual and fun. People running around crucible with Crota and SIVA masks on is a pretty entertaining ride!

How bout just have fun Captain buzzkill...

As requested

This, and the people who use proper military jargon in Battlefield games, are a fucking treasure. I really hope to play with someone like this someday.

It’s funny how pissed you are because of the Switch reveal. I mean, have a look at your comment history. It’s just salt and insults right now.

Thank god you’re here to make sure everyone knows that you don’t like Nintendo. We’re all super proud of you for having such cool opinions.

Brilliant. Do it for us. Make millions.