Are you gonna say it like that?

This comments thread is super fun.

Yes.

Poor Lily.

I've yadda-yadda'd mur-

No. They were slightly less pathetic, so they never needed one.

Her sister wrote Jane Eyredactyl, right?

I think we're probably more "sentient and intelligent parasites" than stewards.

I would just like to take this opportunity to congratulate The A.V. Club on its massive page-clicks increase today. Good job.

The pelican, native to Australasia (like both the mammoth & pink mammoth), makes its march to the sea on the last day of winter, the Aurora Borealis rippling overhead. There, at the cliff, it feeds on a parasite colony living an inch above sand before returning across the tundra to the woods. Unless there's a drought,…

I love this A.V. to Z, because no matter what song is picked for whichever letter, it's the correct choice because it's the fucking Beatles. But that also makes this A.V. to Z kind of lame. Either way, I'll be listening to The Beatles all morning now.

IMPORTANT HEALTH TIP: Guys over 40, make sure to get your procrastinate checked every year. Super important, fellas.

I just don't understand the controversy with all this - other than the fact that a lot of people simply need something over which to be outraged. Yes, those scenes are horrible and hard to watch. They're supposed to be that way, because what is happening in those scenes IS horrible. It's not like there was a fucking…

Wow. I bet he was super fun to drink beers with.

Valid. There is a nice irony there too, I s'pose.

Yeah I never really understood Walter Peck as a villain, other than that he's just sort of that typical 80s movie stick-up-the-ass smug square prick. I mean, he wears a suit for fuck's sake! But yeah, otherwise… oh, just tryin' to save the entire eastern seaboard from potential environmental catastrophe. What an…

James Wan? He's beyond the pale!

Well that's just fucking horrific.

Easier said than done. The second thing, I mean. The shrimp broth sounds pretty easy.

"…might be…" lolololololololololol