Yes. She said, “You can forget about getting inside these jorts tonight!”

He shouldn’t have been lookin at me like that...

Budenholzer always makes me think of Chad’s dad in the Mad Real World sketch.

This has to be it - otherwise, what kind of monster goes to a coffee house with one on deck like that ready to go?

the best part of this whole thread is that most everyone knew you probably meant three seconds from the beginning but we refused to admit it because we were having too much fun dunking on a probably-fictional idiot

I’m not saying Cleveland is going to come back and win but it used to be that when a team won their first two home games the talk was always, “They took care of businesses and defended their home court” and “The series doesn’t start until a road team wins a game.” I’m not sure if it’s the Twitterization of sports or…

george hill, coveted free agent, out there casually dropping 3 points a game on the same court as lebron.

It happened because without LeBron, the Cavs would be a lottery team.

James Harden sucks to watch play basketball. He sucked to watch in OKC and he sucks to watch now.

It’s just so frustrating seeing some of the foul calls he gets. It’s not the “flops,” it’s the way he makes the other dudes foul him. Like, hooking them so they fall on him and shit. He games the system better than maybe anyone ever has, and he does a lot of cool shit. But it’s so infuriating watching him draw those…

It’s super easy not to enjoy Harden’s lazy, puffy, arms aflailin’ schtick. He’s the only superstar that I think looks less athletic than the average guy playing hoops at Wooden Center.

I remember going to a Pistons Rockets game at the Palace last year and being really excited to watch James Harden in person. Couldn’t believe how boring it actually was to watch him pump fake and just try to draw contact. He shot 19 freebies that night. Reminded me of the Dark Ages of the NBA where Dwyane Wade was…

Dude, you’re deciding the stand you want to take is, “cheerleaders dress like cheerleaders, so saying they shouldn’t complain about being expected to act as escorts isn’t a hot take.”

Really pause and think about that.

Also: how is this guy out of the greys and I’m not?!?

This is one of the most fascinating posts I have ever seen on this site. I agree with Burneko that there are a number of legit, meaningful arguments that one could use to bolster the assertion that MJ is the GOAT, and, yet, you went in the complete opposite direction just made a bunch of shit up. Literally everything…

jordan almost across the board has better Per game stats. hes better defensively, played against harder defensive rules, probably wouldve won 8 straight had it not been for his compulsive gambling. lebron has never been a good shooter outside of 4 feet from the rim. I think 2014-2015 he was the worst shooter in the…

My two cents, gonna take your points one by one.

#1, ‘Jordan was better in per game stats across the board’ - Incorrect
The only things MJ really ‘did better’ than LeBron were FT% and shots taken/ppg. LeBron has higher FG%, 3pt%, TS%, EFG%, Ast, Reb, and is essentially the same for steals/blocks. Jordan’s primary…

“LeBron has never been a good shooter from outside 4 feet.” Except he has a better FG and 3-point % than Jordan. Otherwise, excellent point.

Jordan doesn’t have better per game stats, though. Lebron has more rebounds and assists per game, plus better FG% (despite never being a “good shooter” I guess?). Jordan had more points per game but Lebron’s extra assists cover those three points.

It fascinates me that you used hyphens, parentheses, and a backslash, but refused to use capital letters or apostrophes. Its anarchy.

but c’mon, the Jordan comparisons are ridiculous