I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

I liked this tweet.

Oh Florida.

Ah yes. He’s mad that trucks are parked in front of his property. The logical action is to render them immobile.

DC is terribly guilty of this. Guys “over-equip” all the time. You’re biking 5 miles, you don’t need a carbon fiber bike and spandex to do that. You’re running 2 miles, you don’t need a hydration belt and short-shorts.

I’m asking this question under the guise that you are the following:

might want to google the racist undertones of the mammie avatar you’re using

also, i don’t think you can really claim ignorance on an insult. if you said it hoping for it to be insulting, you know it carries a loaded meaning. and it being 2017 “boy” or anything about making a black person dance. are clearly…

Odd religious references aside, I’m with the neighbors. I don’t want an amateur auto repair shop next to my home and if you’re honest, you probably don’t either.

He’s great at putting up numbers. But it’s hard to say he didn’t hold back Durant’s abilities, let alone the Thunder in general with his play after watching this season play out.

Did you watch Durant play with the Warriors this year? It was incredible how devastating he was when he could reliably get the ball in places…

Tribal tattoos are a pretty good indicator of less than stellar brain function.

This dudes a dumb ass, his legs and arms stopped fighting and started fishing the fuck out. Get some class and be happy the ref didn’t let you kill the few brain cells you have left.

Calling someone 12 while using “ur” repeatedly. Classic.

Pastafarianism is just as valid as any other religion. Don’t call us “atheists” just because you don’t understand our beliefs.

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

I’m sad that this didn’t happen. This would have been the first Big 3 to have 6 first names, thus making it the most powerful of all Big 3s. Not sure what response the Warriors could have even had to that. Maybe find a way to trade for Kawhi or Carmelo.

Black people talk about crime within their own communities constantly. You don’t hear about it because it’s a problem that doesn’t effect or involve you, and that you only care about when you need a false equivalency to shutdown discussions about police brutality and racism.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Eh, let the guy on the field. As a Bears fans I was conditioned to hate the Packers but I began to realize it was stupid to hate someone just because they’re smart enough to put a better product on the field year after year. Fuck it, let this guy march out there in his Packers shit. Maybe a McCaskey will see it and…

To be fair, this even extends to the players. They are also not allowed to wear a winning team’s gear on the field.