I’m surprised they didn’t just get back up after they rubbed it in all that dirt.

Irving’s handle is probably better than anyone else in the NBA...

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

I get it, bro. Your work has a guy who can quickly solve any computer problem by turning it off then turning it back on.

How is motherfucker incestuous? It doesn’t imply whose mother the fucker is fucking.

If Toronto isn’t in America, then how come I’ve heard of it? #MAGA

Is this not ‘Merica anymore? We got the 1st Amendment, which requires us to call people homophobic slurs and there is nothin’ them liberal snowflakes can do about it!

At one point Marv mixed him up with the other gangly white dude.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

a bunch of aluminum cans stacked into a pyramid (Kelly Olynyk)

“I’m a baseball traditionalist! BTW, I bat my pitcher eighth and an incredibly slow strikeout machine leadoff”

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

How can you think Draymond Green is good at basketball? He kicks people in the nuts!

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

Wow, you mean he filmed things and then edited the film? Like, literally how you make a film?

“What is your name? And how do you spell that?”

You don’t need to change the rule—bonehead refs just need to stop calling the shit!

1. Make your fucking free throws! (I mostly just haven’t heard any good solutions for it as far as rule changes, though)

If he becomes a HOF QB, you obviously won’t mind losing a few third round picks. But I don’t think that’s going to happen. And there’s no way in hell the 49ers were sitting at 2, planning on drafting this kid, but were swayed by two thirds and a fourth. So he would have been there at 3, which makes the trade stupid.

People criticized Scotty Brooks’ system too. I tend to believe that Russ IS the system, and thus the problem. He plays this way because he wants to. That’s why it kills me when people say, ‘If he had better teammates...” He had the second best player on the planet and barely wanted to give him the ball. He doesn’t…