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Herpes in the Mist
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As someone who grew up in Wisconsin and now lives in Colorado, I can say with absolute certainty that Colorado drivers are BY FAR the worst drivers I have ever witnessed. If the speed limit is 55, you go 60, not 45 in the far right lane - 50 in the middle lane - and 55 in the fast lane. FUCK

As a Packer fan, I believe most fans would frown upon a Smart Car being used as a representation of your Packer pride.

The greatest part about the Dez catch is that Cowboys fans think that play would’ve won them the game or something. You would’ve had a 2-3 point lead with 4:00 minutes remaining in the game against the leagues MVP QB. Considering the following game they blew a 19-7 lead with 2 minutes left against Seattle, I’m not

I believe he was told by Wells that they didn’t need the phone, and then later asked to provide it (but don’t crucify me if I’m wrong). From what I remember, the phone was destroyed (or handed to his assistant) the day before he was “asked to provide it”.

Touche

Great, now half the office thinks I’m ripping ass left and right over here. Warn a brotha next time

I appreciate the compliment

Funny how no one seems to throw a big fuss about the media blowing stories up when it’s an actual crime and the person isn’t charged or found not guilty (Winston, Kane, Florida QB, etc), but when Tom Brady is “wronged” it’s the end of the fucking world so we better lynch the media.

I don’t see a huge difference between “OH OH COME ON!” and “well there wasn’t conclusive evidence to say he had knowledge of the event”. Both sides of the argument are pretty stupid.

List of things that are “kinda sorta ridiculous”:

OHHH so the name “Deflator” makes much more sense when it’s the off season. I never thought of it that way

I don’t think anyone is stating it was a “open/shut case”, but let’s not pretend like some pretty incriminating evidence doesn’t exist. But sure, every white man destroys his cell phone immediately before he is asked to provide it, just like every black man has a bloody glove in their car.

You’ve done a great job at acknowledging the “Deflator” name portion of this investigation. I mean any sane person would believe it was for weight loss.

“all due process does is let criminals get off on loopholes and technicalities”

Yea, so much “vision” must have gone into the line “I smoke pot, I love peace” repeated for 4 minutes straight while barely singing and simulating herself ejaculating. Forcing yourself to be relevant seems to be the new authentic and “in the moment”.

So much creativity must have been put into the line “I smoke pot, I love peace” repeated for 4 straight minutes of performance while you barely sing, simulate yourself with a penis ejaculating, and have people wearing circus outfits running around randomly. She’s just so edgy and political....

How is any of what Miley does considered art or anything within 1,000 miles of art? Really, screaming “I smoke pot, I love peace” is some sort of meaningful expression? It sounds like a 16 year old who is on their first week of trying pot, and thinks they’re cool for telling their friends. I think 99% of the people

No, I completely understand why we punish teachers. It was probably a poor comparison on my part. I just don’t understand how one adult’s abuse of power is different than another in the eyes of statutory rape charges. I understand it’s difficult to pursue statutory rape charges if the family is basically allowing it

No, I completely agree with your statement, but I’m confused as to how a teacher is any different than a person of the general public having sex with a minor. Tyga is using his influence as a rapper who is much older than Kylie to receive sexual favors (and then subsequently brag about them to the entire world).

Yea, I figured it was as simple as your explanation, which is a sad, sad side of how this type of thing works.