I’m gonna stop whining about the coverage of this series and just say one thing that I think needs to be brought up again. The Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I’m indebted to Obama already because of Obamacare. It saved me and my ability to work when my health failed. I can’t ask for anything else.

In other news:

I’d bet limp and uninterested is how he likes it.

Welp, there goes my sex drive...

Imagine looking up at that mid-coitus.

While there’s a lot of very solid material here for jokes he sounds really fucked up and there’s a non-zero chance that bashing his dome against other humans his whole life contributed to said fuckedupedness which just makes this really sad and neuters my already-sub-par ability to make jokes.

Donnie Two Chins

Bad picture. Bad nickname. Bad person.

FYI, there’s other neutered e-sports you can watch.

https://www.nickelback.com/service/emaillist

If any of you ladies in Carolina are interested:

Youtube needs to revise their report feature for hacking. This dudes does it 100% for the attention, if he was banned from Youtube he’d stop.

No. The truth is that “civilization” is just a bunch of people who’ve agreed to fake it.

Some owner that has an axe to grind against the NFL execs should just sign him with no intention of actually playing him so he can suit up and kneel for every fucking game until either Kaep or the owner dies.

I think you can count on there still being lots of “but jaywalking” folks, but most of them are busy over on Deadspin explaining that if you don’t want to get beaten and tased by the police, you shouldn’t park illegally.

So all the people giving shit to the driver saying she was on her cellphone instead of paying attention need to re-aim their pitchforks at Uber corporate for giving her an additional responsibility that inherently makes her take attention off the road.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

Women fought in WW II.

This is established historical fact.

The delicate fee-fees of the armchair historians who’ve never cared to engage with the reality of the war beyond saying “I watched Band of Brothers five times” (and no insult to Band of Brothers; I own the Blu-Ray and DVD editions, it was that good) are not a…