If any of you ladies in Carolina are interested:

No. The truth is that “civilization” is just a bunch of people who’ve agreed to fake it.

Some owner that has an axe to grind against the NFL execs should just sign him with no intention of actually playing him so he can suit up and kneel for every fucking game until either Kaep or the owner dies.

I think you can count on there still being lots of “but jaywalking” folks, but most of them are busy over on Deadspin explaining that if you don’t want to get beaten and tased by the police, you shouldn’t park illegally.

So all the people giving shit to the driver saying she was on her cellphone instead of paying attention need to re-aim their pitchforks at Uber corporate for giving her an additional responsibility that inherently makes her take attention off the road.

Nah, when it was revealed in PGW 2015, it looked good. The first trailer looks mature if cliched. I thought David Cage has finally grew up from his cartoon-ish writing.

imagine getting this mad about a video game review, this is amazing and I wish to drink from your essence, you very stable person

I loved all the interviews where David Cage thought he was a genius with an original idea for making a game with a story where artificial intelligence yearns for freedom despite the fact that it’s been a science fiction trope for decades upon decades.

It’s not a “vendetta” against anyone. That’s such a bullshit internet bro perspective about how writers and critics do their jobs. But if you’ve been around the block, like most experienced games journalists have, you start to just object to the smell of over-glorified bullshit. But hey, there’s no accounting for…

“How dare they review something they didn’t enjoy!”

You sound exactly like the type of person that would become enraged while driving and run down a mother and her baby.

Y’know, you might have a point about making assumptions about young people with nice things, but it doesn’t really matter because you’re such a colossal douchebag that I’m inclined to oppose whatever you say anyway. Nice job, it takes effort to be that disagreeable.

Dude, calm the fuck down. I don’t even know how you took this as a personal affront to type shit out about your life that frankly we don’t give a fuck about.

You mean licensed, taxed, plated, and regulated machines? Generally operated by licensed, insured drivers? Let’s step that up with guns and then it’s a conversation.

Note to the media: stop calling this kind of shit an accident. An accident is sliding on black ice. Street racing is an intentional decision.

Cars are transportation designed to be as safe as possible, even for pedestrians.

Nobody likes the actual solutions, like stricter licensing and even tiered licensing that keeps brand new Mustangs with 300-400 hp out of the hands of 18 year olds.

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.