I legitimately think the Mariners have a shot at beating them for the division title. We have an ace in Felix and a MVP contender in Cano.

She did get arrested. It’s right there at the bottom.

Huh? Lady was arrested.

If I was old and rich and a public embarrassment I’d just go do whatever shit gets me off until I died. Granted, maybe his shit is public embarrassment.

I feel ill now.

There were some rare specials that I could justify, like $5 pitcher night. Other than that, nope.

Nik Stauskas, Thomas Robinson, Ben McLemore

WHOA LOOK AT MR. BIG-SPENDER OVER HERE, GETTING DRUNK AT A HIGHFALUTIN “BAR”.

Exodus Trash.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS AND I’M DEAD INSIDE.

Yes, if these heroics have proved anything it’s that not having matchmaking for nightfall is stupid. Maybe still gate prestige nightfalls though.

Home Depot was my first job (2001-ish?): wrangling carts and loading shit into people’s cars. You could get fired for accepting tips and drug testing was mandatory for any workplace accident. But like all rules, they don’t matter if the manager you report it to/are caught by/get dimed out to either likes you or just…

Like the insta-gibbed by melee plus no radar one sucked ass on anything with thrall or dogs.

PSA: Run in a straight line away from a crocodile. It has great burst but lacks elite top speed. Zig-zags will slow you down.

This is the right answer.

Huh?

Who would be the pee-corner designator in that group?

I just want mild injuries to: James Harden, Chris Paul, Kevin Durant and Draymond Green that will keep them all out for the rest of the playoffs.

I’m pretty sure I’ve blocked all specifics out at this point. Sometime during the 4th run through I entered a fugue state and came out of it not remembering any of CoO. Defense mechanism to prevent emotional harm, I think.

That’s a big improvement over Curse of Osiris, which had a tedious campaign