There will be a lot of nuanced, level-headed discussion in this comment section.

Soccer twitter comments might be dumber than football twitter comments which is really saying something.

I think it’s going to be in a good place after the May 8th DLC and associated patch, but the sweet spot is going to be September.

Crissle is amazing and when she laughs on The Read it fills me with indescribable joy.

Nah, this is 2018 and this kid has been living with the internet his whole life.

ERGMAHGGERD LOOGIT ALL THEZE EGGZOTIC CLASIK CARZ ROOINED.

I came around on it pretty quickly because I feel like a fraud all time.

No, but I have a dismiss button!

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

That’s a lot of words to say, “Because he’s a fucking dipshit.”

It is. But it turns out science is already on top of that because they’re smart from learning the sciences.

People do this a lot.

I sent one about how Deadspin isn’t asking the real questions in sports like, “If woodpeckers can bang their head against trees for hours on end why doesn’t science woodpeckerize football player heads?”

Yes, I’m going to wrack my brain for games with female protagonists, remember all of them, decide whether they were presented in a sexual manner, then omit one from 2003 purposefully.

So thirsty.

The fact that this is absolutely plausible is absolutely terrifying.

Hypothetical: Osman or Zizic become starter-caliber and they’re somehow able to dump TT and JR’s contracts in a way that doesn’t piss anyone off. Nance gets extended at a reasonable rate. Top 10 pick.

They’re a product of their environment, unfortunately.

This Lakers core will have face real expectations for the first time next season, and though they might have a different core thanks to drama in OKC and, uh, Cleveland

GOTTA COLLECT REVENUE FROM HEAR BOTH SIDES.*