BOOM ROASTED.

As long as one of the pool reporters has some binoculars handy.

You know that feeling of existential dread that, having subsided briefly from Friday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, begins to build as the work-week progresses until you’re sitting in your office doing nothing but refreshing the same 5 websites over and over again secretly hoping for either-

This is going to get fixed in record fucking time.

Pictured: Visualization of GOP attempting to pick up senate seats in 2018.

HIGHLIGHT TRUTHERING INCOMING:

I love how Nurkic is a little out of focus and LeBron isn’t looking at him.

This is what I was looking for. They still show this video as of 10 years ago.

Activision, EA or Ubi are going to eat PUBG’s lunch with a polished take.

Pretty much, yea.

I think Pelosi-as-punching-bag is the greatest gift she can give to the country at the moment.

That’s a very realistic take and I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s correct.

WHERE ARE THE BEARS, TOM? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BEARS?

Fatts Russell is up there with God Shammgod as the best college basketball player names ever.

First of all, how dare you?

http://www.nasva.go.jp/mamoru/en/assessment_car/head_protection_test.html

There isn’t a ton of money in it. Some can support themselves but only the most famous are what you would consider rich.

“(Xavier coach) Chris Mack had the greatest line,” Wright said. “He said, ‘If you pull down the skin on his face, there would be wires behind it.’

Bruh.