The higher resolution displays are a new way of viewing the 50 year old pictures of the moon landings.

Why are trolls are always white, bald, & men?

The post Steve Jobless era is definitely upon us.

Blond hotties rejoice. Now you can only take calls from Warren Buffet without getting ambushed by Johnny come lately.

If her date nights require planning on Siri, she's out of your league & probably over 30.

A quantum leap from 1680 to 2880, to be sure, but when the change from ipad2 to ipad3 happened, it wasn't as spectacular in real life as promoted. It wasn't photo realistic or printed page quality. Scan lines & grid lines were still obvious. This is still someone who has spent the last 4 years staring at 2560x1600,…

They can't get it perfect because you know there are so few unemployed engineers they can hire.

That's the strongest heroine in the world.

Only the air force would learn how to shoot in a classroom instead of shooting.

You know he's getting old when he looks 15 years younger than you.

So Sam Biddle doesn't exercise.

What background will the LA one have?

Such an obvious invention as the self preheating oven will never arrive except in 3D renderings. It certainly could be done with cameras & sensors to ensure nothing is in the oven & an abort if the connection is lost. The imagination required to do it is beyond human ability.

Cinematic MRI is definitely not covered under your Kaiser HMO plan.

The end of gas stoves for everyone is near. Any open gas flame on a stove is going to generate more pollution than the flame in a car, whose exhaust is going through a catalytic converter, or a furnace, which can have a catalytic converter installed.

Unfortunately my $2000 DSLR can't compete with an $850 million space telescope.

Floppy disk taped over an 800mm mirror lens. A 300mm zoom does a better job.

There was exactly 1 meteor strike in the video. Only Jesus would have thought the lightning strikes were meteors & not provided a link. Wait. Jesus did write this story.

Promptly smashed into the dock. America, fuck yeah.

It is a real country, I tell you.