posters of, say, a crocodile wearing a leather jacket and goggles, riding a motorcycle and vomiting the name Belle & Sebastian.

2 Den 2 Thievious

I’m just surprised to hear that there’s more to this than “Billy Corgan is nuts.”

Dr. Ernst von Schwarz and Angela Oakenfold may not win their lawsuit, but they will definitely win the contest for having names most likely to be horror movie characters.

He would have gone to see the games in person, but....you know....planes.

Is this saying that we listen to specific old stuff we used to listen to, or that our taste in genre stays the same? I mean, I definitely still listen to a lot of the stuff I listened to as a teen/20s, but I’m 35 and I am constantly using youtube and spotify to find new music in the genres I enjoy. That said, I also…

We need to get Maura Tierney and Catherine Keener on that Deal Sisters biopic stat.

Why should The First Lady’s words matter one bit? She only became a national figure cause she was married to The President. We need to go lower and get dirtier to destroy the cancer that is Trumpism. You aren’t nice to cancer. You don’t try to understand cancer. You cut it out or hit it with the heavy medical weapons.…

And those concerts he started by throwing a live puppy into the crowd and saying the music wouldn’t start until they threw it back dead.

She’s married to Scott Baio. I wouldn’t expect her to be a Rhodes scholar.

This is bullshit. Everyone knows that Wonders Years was cancelled because Paul quit the show and became Marilyn Manson.

Nazi Porgs

Behold! A hellfire, said Nostra, prophetic

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE

That was a good apology. If you listen to it, he actually gets choked up a couple times. I’m not proposing we give him a medal. But Ganz forgave him. It is plausible this was an isolated (years-long) incident, as he’s vaguely alluded to this specific case before. And if we want healing and lasting change, we need…

Look, that’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Needs more Tanya

That question could also have ended after the first four words

I’m writing a Christian movie that is loosely based on the Bill O’Reilly story. Jonah Goodgod (Kirk Cameron) is a good Christian working in TV news spreading the truth about the great things Donald Trump is doing when he is falsely accused by two Satan worshipping liberals of sexual harassment. All appears lost until…

The Rock already said he’s interested in running in the future, and I think it’s a terrible idea. We don’t need more celebrity presidents, especially one without any experience and unclear politics.