One tweet from Hari makes this whole episode seem to be a vendetta.

Not in the South.

If it were him, the Tweet would be really slick and pop-sounding but people would still consider it grunge.

[books ticket to hell]

President Trump has responded to the allegations against Al Franken by Tweeting “May God be with the people of Sutherland Springs, Texas.”

Tinkle Tape.

Urine for a rude awakening if you don’t think it’s true

Becky is being replaced as manager by Sarah Chalke.

Dear People supporting a man who spent three decades earning a reputation for hitting on high school kids,

Well, it’s hard to ignore the elephant in the room, especially if the elephant is masturbating and won’t let you leave the room.

But I read it on Jezebel and Gawker! How can it NOT be true?!

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

I’m fine with him sticking with comically overcooked steaks. Or anything that makes him less likely to be healthy enough to finish out his term, actually.

We spread the petty shit around, but we don’t make it up. The point is, there’s plenty of petty shit already—look no further than these very pages!—so why invent more? It just undermines the snotty superiority we media types are trying so hard to convey!

My theory is that a number of their very expensive original shows get embarrassingly low ratings, and their Adam Sandler crap gets the highest ratings, and they don’t want shareholders demanding less quality content and more crap. Refusing to release the numbers allows Netflix to control their own narrative.

I wish Jack Dorsey would have the balls to just delete Trump’s account on the grounds of lying, bullying and egregious stupidity.

Remember when we were outraged by Scientology bigwigs forcing the littlewigs to do custom bike and car work for Tom Cruise?

I’d really like to believe that this will eventually lead to Trump being thrown out of office but I have zero hope that it will. When the GOP didn’t even flinch when Trump fired Comey in an attempt to shut down the Russia investigation and then went on national television and confirmed as much that sent a message to…