I’m going with Legit - the owner is trying to figure out why there’s no interest on alfabb:

“I tried to sell it, honey, but people kept thinking it was a scam.”

Time for the firebomb of reasons 1st gear will never work, accompanied by 0 alternatives or things that will.

Jared, my man, I know you want a hatch so you can sleep in it... but hear me out: There’s a better way.

Ok, I’ll bite.

“I’d argue that putting a battery and motor on an bicycle just adds to its carbon footprint. Pedal like its intended.”

This is Jalopnik. This is what Jalopnik does.

Not to go off on a tangent, but can we stop using the term “ridesharing”? That isn’t what Uber or Lyft are. It is a marketing term they use to try and make it not sound like what they are, taxi services circumventing taxi regulations.

Presumably the owners may want to transit the canal again, regardless of the disposition of this specific ship. 

I’ve worked in trucking for over 50 years. All these answers are wrong. They are called “hotdog doors”. Whenever we go to truck stops to do whatever it is we do there, we also buy lots of hotdogs. Sometimes hot, sometimes cold, it all depends on the altitude of your location. We would store said hotdogs in the…

a small transformer would work

Tire mechanic was in the wrong. When you put studs on, you don’t use an impact gun. You hand them on and then finish with a torque wrench. I don’t care how many people will tell you “Oh just do a few threads and if it’s good, zip it on!” or “Use a torque stick and it’s OK”.

“Despite my Lexus being from Texas originally...”

Toyota literally wrote the book on how to do modern manufacturing. But Obviously they had read Ender’s Game at some point

There is a cost to planning, resources spent reviewing supply chains and space required for stockpiling. Many companies will give up any of that in a few years when they forget why they did it and just focus on shaving costs to raise the stock price another penny so their bonus gets bigger.

so I just pick up the Pulitzer or it’ll be delivered or

Would someone do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

I see your lady washing a car with gas and raise another lady putting gas in plastic bags:

Until a bunch of assholes decide to buy up one specific part to either use for the equivalent of bitcoin mining, or reselling at absurdly high prices, so you cannot fix/upgrade your vehicle.