I’ll add to that: I would be embarrassed to be seen driving this thing. It’s hideous. It looks like Pimp My Ride got a hold of a Little Tikes.

You do realize that the amount you are haggling over is the difference between what the manufacturer charges the dealer for the car and wha the dealer charges you? That dealer is getting paid to be a middleman. And you think haggling with a middleman about his share is a benefit?

In other news, Nobel laureate James Watson is also known for voicing his opinions that certain races are inherently, genetically inferior to others. You know, the same Jim Watson who essentially founded the scientific field of molecular biology and genetics 50 years ago.

Rationalize by amortizing. “Next time I have to do this job, I’ll already have the tool.”

I can save money myself into a poor house. Process is:

Lol, think that is expensive, try getting a 55yo human up and running again that has been sitting since 1998. Six million in 1973 + inflation.

Now do the math on how much you would’ve had to pay a shop to do the work.

You’re fine, David.

The best part is they drive like a massive douche and then they always, ALWAYS, wind up parked at the same light as everyone they passed.

I always thought people rolled coal because they were very insecure about their balls.

The X5 xdrive50i, which is a better comparison than than the base model X5 based on performance specs, starts at $76k. With EV incentives, the iX is pretty darn close, and there’s a lot of people in this market who would probably be happy to pay extra for an EV version.

They could try lifting it and putting some black plastic cladding on the wheel wells, I hear that’s pretty popular.

I find myself weirdly sad when anything but beautiful things happen to first-gen Insights. They're so charming and innocent! If they were people they would get ice cream and get really excited about carnivals.

“Of course it has a numbered plaque” then points to the vin plate.

This whole situation in Hollywood feels like a new Chris Rock bit. “’I ain’t never sexually harassed/assaulted anybody!’ What do you want, a cookie?!? You’re not supposed to sexually harass/assault anybody, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!”

She’s also accused Kumail of being awful and kinda implied something about Starr. I wish people wouldn’t speak in code so much.

There is a term for not being able to visually imagine something in your head . . . which I can’t remember right now.

I learned recently that when people say they “picture something,” they generally aren’t speaking metaphorically, and that most people can literally picture things in their minds. I’ve been pretty bummed about not having that ability until right now.

amazing. poor woman.

I believe one of them filed for divorce shortly after he gave an interview about how awesome their open marriage was.

The Game Grumps one seems artificial, and I’m saying this as someone who has never understood the appeal of Game Grumps. Dude has a single non-shitty interaction with a fan when she’s 17, then years later they sleep together, and folks compare it to actual grooming. Folks are looking for another ProJared but as far as…