"Instant Pot"
Blatant false advertising.

Yeap, so much worse than the dead-eyed stare out the windows in the days of yore.

Don't listen to Xanderpuss. It's basically Citizen Kane In Space!

Also, don't choose to get old, people!

Yeah, that's because you were looking at it through the eyes of an ordinary person. When I read it, I saw shit that would scar you for life.

What is this, an all-female remake of The Lost Boys?

Yeah, I don't think they're claiming it as their own theory, just that the Twist (TM) could have been better written.

They were talking about this on the Cracked podcast last week. There is some thought that the aliens are actually allergic to Holy water since Mel Gibson is a priest and his son was actually putting blessed water around the house. The newscast at the end mentions that three small cities in the middle east discovered…

I don't need the glasses

So what's the appropriateness of boners at summer camps?
…I'm asking for a friend.

The asshole's boss is also an asshole. It's assholes all the way down.

Ah, the last peanut. Overflowing with the oil and salt of its departed brothers.

"Oh that's nice, Alex grew his mustache back."

NO THEY DON'T!

Award panelists only account for 0.005% of the click-throughs.

Did you win?

Well with that kind of attitude we wouldn't ever plan anything.

If Marky Mark were there, he would have stopped it.

I was disappointed when I got on the train this morning and realized my podcast app didn't download this week's anniversary CBB.

I haven't been keeping up with Star Wars Minute this season. This has been one of my favorite podcasts of the last few years, but I think that since I have no emotional involvement at all with Attack of the Clones it just isn't as interesting to me. For every other season, even including Phantom Menace, I can just…