The only word that even gets a blip is "Darn" and that's probably because you're spending so much time fixing your socks.

The Chinese with their child-labor ticket-buying mills will eat our lunch!

You don't want to know the service fee for that last request.

Extra Extra! Sean Smells!

Turns out you need to have a persistent internet connection to play just so you can see how well other people have played the level.

And why can't Vanity Fair hire a real American to review American food?

TRMAPEL? I've been calling her Crandall. Why didn't someone tell me?

Oh my god, that black man is trying to strangle Tom Hanks!

They're also testing autonomous vehicles in California without an autonomous vehicle license. Because getting the license to show that your vehicle is safe kills innovation.

No, not that far from Despondency…. Less Despondency?

So, you play undercover of the night with your nephew, eh?
Why don't you take a seat right over here.

Hungry? Sleepy? Gassy?

In Antartica the only movie they have is The Thing.

Someone is selling Indie Kid burgers now?

So coloring books and bathtime. He's not going to get us to start wearing diapers next, is he?

Ninjas throw playing cards? Is that what they gave fifth turtle so he wouldn't hurt himself?

It gets you free shipping on all orders from the Marjorie marketplace.

Now, the ~50% or so that didn't vote, how many were actually apathetic, and how many actively couldn't vote because they literally couldn't afford to take so much time off work, or were worried they wouldn't actually be allowed to cast their ballot due to draconian voting laws?

He already has Star Trek: TNG's endorsement as the best comedian of all time.

The sad thing is, Christie would have been a better choice for basically any Cabinet position over Trump's picks.