Yes, who has ever heard of a 41-year old aunt? Preposterous!

But considering Gawker lost, this was evidently not a frivolous lawsuit. There are now decent anti-SLAPP laws on the books in Florida, which would resolve frivolous suits fairly quickly, and allow the defendant to recover attorney fees.

I wonder how much she credit she leveraged when the banks thought she was worth billions.

You don't become a Control Operator overnight. It takes a solid weekend of training to get that position.

Maybe she made a lemon battery and started an electrical fire?

Man, I remember back in the 90s when it was a huge deal that Al Gore stopped by Letterman when he was VP. Now Obama is just showing up everywhere like it's nothing.

You know, Jay S. turned into a Reposted J! Archive Clue gimmick account so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Holy shit, are we witnessing the birth of a new gimmick account?

Well, who would he be playing against? Drew Carey and Pat Sajak?

A Parks and Recference, if you will

Uhhh, check that. Incest porn has somehow gotten fairly popular lately… I've been told.

He who controls the SPISIS controls the universe.

I don't believe in the occult.

Remember, the whole sexology is a Tone Poem, or something.

Too bad it's Disney, cause I would love to see the Director's Cut one day, and that's not ever going to happen.

Huh, had completely forgotten it was a holiday. Was trying to figure out why there wasn't some song posted yet from a band no one has ever heard of before.

But his career is going to be severely damaged, right?

"Can you use it in a sentence?"

Nope, I don't think I'll be clicking on a link for a bunch of 10-year olds furiously dapping.

How did everyone in this thread spell Dr. Crusher so badly every time?