Do you have an Iron Man in you?
…Would you like one?

Hey, this is Richard Nixon's Dead Pool List! You just crossed out his name and put yours.

The reason is that kids under 2 fly free*.

The Pirates of the Caribbean parodies actually had fairly impressive budgets. Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge supposedly cost around $8,000,000 which is staggering for a porn production. I really believe that these are the film that propelled the recent porn parody trend.

Nathan Rubbin'

You just can't merge the Grimm Cinematic Universe with the Andersen Cinematic Universe. It's an abomination.

Does a prequel for Willow count? Cuz I always wanted a Mad Martigan stand-alone movie.

Maybe he's talking about Prince Charles? I dunno.

He's changed his name to The President Formerly Known as Obama.

Will the M.A.S.K. characters be half the size of everyone else?

Wasn't that just a major rip-off of Star Wars, though?

It would be nice to know why they came to be so hate-filled.

Would I need to watch The Ridiculous 6 to get what's going on in this movie?

That testicle drawing is the key to the whole movie. Of course we can't remove it.

I'm seeing double here… 24 dimensions!

The one time I saw it, I thought, oh this seems cool, a Canadian version of A Place in the Sun. But nope, just a crappy video tourism show mimicking the House Hunters style with absolutely zero payoff at the end.

And there are no refunds, unless you pay $5 for insurance in case the scratched disc doesn't load.

But Mike Holmes is the real deal… right?

There was a really good Expert Witness here about a family who had some work done on one of these renovation shows. It seems like the contractor made a huge mess of the back door drainage so their entryway was screwed. They did send out a team to fix it again, but it was never really good.

Did you ever see Live Here Buy This? They don't even pretend that the couple is buying a place at the end of the show. They basically say, here's how much your house is worth, that means you could spend this much at this exotic locale where we've sent our host and video team to check out random houses for you.