Earl Warren wasn't a stripper!

What's the deal with rohypnol anyways? I got some because Bill said it would be fun, but all it did was put me to sleep.

I have to read at least part of the writing nowadays since my work filter blocks out the article pictures.

And he may very well single-handedly take down Gawker, so there's that.

It is very humane. The kids working there get a solid 3 meals of gruel a day while they work to get their parents out of debtor's prison.

wtf is wawes lol

This is exactly why we need a guy like Trump in the Oval Office!

Yeah, people gave that American Apparel guy a lot of shit but he did make a point to keep his factory in the USA and pay his workers a living wage. I mean, sure he sexually assaulted many of the models working for him, but that's nothing compared to what the sweatshop workers faced, right?

And the terms of service state that you can only wear said shirt one (1) time. If you wish to use the shirt beyond that point you would need express written consent from Taylor Swift or her representatives for every further use.

Both ankles???

Yeah! Where the hell is Kanye?

But they'll never go to trial since they are past the statute of limitations. There's that slander case going on now, but that will probably get thrown out under anti-SLAAP measures.

Cosby minus Cosby?

Did you know that they used to actually play music? No one ever mentions that anymore.

So that's what things would be like if I'd invented the tongue-scraper. A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

Because Amazon knows we've already seen everything else of his.

As long as they leave in the squirrel rape scenes from the original, I'll be happy.

And of course they President they did get to meet was Obamacare.

"Well, here we are. The star of The Blue Lagoon and me, the blue-haired goon!" What the? That's terrible!

Yeap, no one should see this film.