What, are we supposed to pretend that WatergateGate wasn't a thing, now?

Wow, Swing Vote proved that the writer had no idea how the US electoral process works, so picking up his TV show about US politics is a great idea.

I don't think "Critical Consensus" has any place in being a rock star, or living the rock star life, but if you want to keep moving the goal posts, that's your prerogative.

Is Jay Z dead, then? He kills Kanye in every single possible metric.

Seems like the classy thing to do would be to not call attention to it.

Wouldn't it be funny if Hannibal was picked up by like, five networks right now?

They just need larger buttresses.

There's been a new breakthrough in movie marketing: Instant Reboots. They're out in theatres before the original is finished.

Julia would make a pretty hot Aunt May as well. She's just too busy I'm sure.

Hey, it's not our fault Ted Cruz's parents happened to be in Canada when that little shit was born.

In a couple decades, Chad and Avril's spawn will invade your country and unleash a hellish new sound on your unprotected charts.

The supplicants' door is over there.

They can't live the buttoned down life like you. They want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, they might offend a few of the bluenoses with their cocky strides and musky odors. Oh, they'll never be the darlings of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke…

To be fair, the Tour de France is currently underway so it is part of the pop-cultural consciousness even if you don't watch it, while this was filmed months ago so not anywhere near people's minds.

And that he wanted white stars, red hearts, yellow moons, and green clovers on the American flag.

That song doesn't usually last five hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended.

That was the best 40-minute washboard solo I've ever heard. And the parts when I was awake blew my mind.

I spent most of it hopped up on Percocet and Codeine. So yeah, pretty great!

Bah, go back to your podcasts!

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