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What the? Why is everyone puking after a white Russian? You can't handle your milk?

I had a friend who used to say that Root Beer tastes like toothpaste. I never made the connection, though I know it ruined root beer for some people she mentioned it to.

You named your kid Johnny 5?

That would go great with a cape.

When I was in college and for some time afterwards, I would smoke casually with friends, usually while drinking. I didn't like having to constantly bum cigarettes from them, so I would buy myself a pack which would last me a couple months. As I had no preference in taste, I simply chose Rothmans, since they were

I've gotta go with Dr. Venture, or his son, Dr. Venture. Both of them basically ruined their sons' lives by dragging them on harrowing adventures they had no desire to go on (well Hank seemed to like it, but it severely screwed up Dean and Rusty). They left their son's in constant peril without even thinking about it,

Well, there's always the nurse and police-woman clones.

The Mad Hatter?

I always get a little squeamish whenever I see a video of someone climbing out of a stuck elevator. That thing is going to start moving as soon as you're halfway through, and we all know it.

Something something 7-inch single

Oh, I always wanted to be a nerdster… so lazy and surly…

It would be like me dating a really fat lady. And living inside her. And she'd be all like woooshh, zoom!

But I was going in to Tosche Station to pick up some eye liner.

The 70s were boring, the 80s rocked, and the 90s obviously sucked. Maybe the 00s.. how the hell is that pronounced, the Zeroies?.. anyways whatever, the 00s will be radical.

Maybe check out one of their videos on YouTube to see if they're your thing.

Well Sean is making him nurse the twins.

Hmmm, kneeling there and just taking it while on the verge of tears does sound good…

Do Americans remember when FOX won the NHL broadcasting rights and tried to spice up the game by adding in that blue glow around the puck, and a red streak after a shot? Man, that got old after about 2 minutes.

That's easy:
F: Janssen
M: Middleditch
K: Momoa

Those two things were also the only things worth watching in Alexander.