Watch out! He'll blind you if you stare at his hand for too long!

Yeah, you're using the wrong kind. You need to get the original recipes, fortified with essential ingredients.

You need to have some legitimate expenses to help hide the illegitimate ones.

European peanut butter is just peanuts. American peanut butter is fortified with icing sugar and salt.

At least one needs to be pierced.

The Big Red >:-( just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Is will.i.am still the Director of Creativity or Whatever at Intel? Seems like he would be a great fit for this lecture series.

I let my daughter watch a SpongeBob episode when she was about 2.5 years old, and she was enjoying it up until a point in the episode where they showed SpongeBob and Patrick in a pseudo-realistic style, where she just lost it and started crying because they were so horrendous looking.

There are a surprising number of "Imaginary" type shows on these days, where the characters have imaginary friends who they think are real, and they go off on imaginary adventures.

Could it have something to do with Jon Stewart's announcement about leaving the show maybe changing Elliot's and Dan's overall moods? I have no idea how the writing room works, but they may even be working hard just to ensure they still have their jobs in a few months.

Those are their regular voices, though the delivery is a bit odd since they're reading a script instead of just shooting the shit as they normally do.

Yeah, I'm going to click on a video suggested by Goatse.

*Martian Personhunter

Because a few seconds later they sterilize him by using the x-ray on his scrotum.

I thought I missed it then realized 30 minutes after the test started that I mixed up my time-zones.

It's interesting that they actually used Mac OS/X and Skype in the movie. So many movies make up a fake "futuristic" UI which just wind up looking terrible and unusable.

Was the "Don't Date Robots" PSA the introduction of the Space Pope?

Don't date robots!

Roberto kicked ass.

"Ow, my chin"