Go back to your monster truck!

What the heck is a PSP? Is it like my GameBoy?

The article was mistaken. It's not Lionsgate producing the show, it's Lionshead. Peter Molyneux was just making stuff up as he went along.

So… it's being released on CD-ROM?

Hey dancing (with the stars) is an excellent cardio workout routine.

Here I was thinking they finally cancelled this crap.

His father is also his grand-father? That is some Game of Thrones level shit.

I'm trying to remember, did Jeopardy! go ahead and change the rules so that there would be a tie-breaker question in the event of ties? I seem to recall @Jay S. mentioning this but I wasn't sure if it had come into effect for his season.

After receiving complaints from people cutting their own wrists on the cross-guards, Darth Jobs' response was " You're holding it wrong."

I would pretty much give anything to see an elephant get fucked by a T-Rex.

Urrrggg,I decided to google this, then made the mistake of clicking on the first result, which happened to be a TMZ article. I then compounded my mistake by starting to read some of the comments. I swear, they are giving YouTube a run for their money at having the dumbest commentariat.

A) Anything with artificial (or natural for that matter) Strawberry Flavor is automnatically terrible.
B) Twizzlers are the only "licorice" that are greasy

Hey, this reminds me, do you remember where you posted the Monstah Rap you performed with Elmo?

I speak-ah, how you say, fractured English. It's what my parents spoke at the home.

So you are implying that recent Simpsons are basically the worst TV you've ever seen? I think you may have some biases clouding your judgement. While I will agree that the Simpsons has declined, it is still a much better show than most of what else is on these days.

My buddy was in the Science class for students too stupid to take a real science class, but still need one to graduate. The basically watched a movie every week and critiqued it. I know they watched Jurassic Park to learn about DNA, and The Gods Must Be Crazy to learn about … bottles? I dunno.

I would be really surprised if Super Karate Monkey Death Car didn't make it into this list.

Emilio Estevez
Kiefer Sutherland
Lou Diamond Phillips
Charlie Sheen
Dermot Mulroney
Casey Siemaszko
and uhhh … Christian Slater?

Oh man, yeah. My buddy and I would say "With gusto" after almost every request for a while there.

Okay, that noise that Fry makes when he first discovers the ball of garbage is probably the single greatest moment in Futurama, and that's saying a lot.