Now make a joke about young Master Bates.

Isn't watching the movie punishment enough?

They announced about a month back that they were going to re-classify what is and isn't canon. I'm willing to bet a huge swath of the EU will be taken out.

He must be a huge hit at the furry conventions.

Do these honors come with a medal?

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That's what she said.

How is that comic supposed to fit on the funny pages?

Do you mean the movie, or this comment thread?

Ugggh, that reminds me of a school trip to go see Phantom of the Opera in high school. 5 hours in a bus with the theatre students singing ALW songs the entire way there. For the return trip, it was all Phantom of the Opera, all the way back.

Everyone, give it up for Courtney's Hole!

Fair enough.

You were a teenager in the 90s that listened to Hole, but didn't have a thing for Melissa Auf Der Maur?

I swear though, I started clapping like an idiot after PFT's limerick.

1. Patrick McMahon
2. August Lindt
3. Dalton Wilcox
4. Don Dimello
5. Hot Dog
6. Chip Gardner
7. Bill Carter
8. Danny Mahoney

Is she sure she wasn't up for a role on one of The Asylum's versions?

Was he playing D&D?

He was just plagiarizing himself and the director decided to run with it.

I really fail to see what he did wong.

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