No Comedy!

Lol… who the fuck is Alice?

Nah, Billy.

I'll probably Russel up a few friends to go see it on opening night.

They had some really weird commercial spots for Need for Speed during Top Gear. They were basically Aaron saying stiltedly "I hope you are enjoying Top Gear. Watch Need for Speed coming to theatres soon" with a couple seconds at the end of him just staring at the camera fidgeting a bit. Probably the worst ads for a…

He was really good in Dodgeball, but yeah, that's about it.

Seriously, are we not bringing back "Phrasing"?

You didn't suck on it for a few seconds, change your mind, and wrap it back up for later, did you?

Big Media is going to shut him down.

It will be soon.

Thanks, GORE!

Who directed the scene with Captain Hammer joining the Avengers?

The AV Club is just checking whether people actually read the articles before commenting.

Well, at least you have WiFi.

What the? Bon Jovi? Rolling Stones? NKTOB? What is wrong with kids these days? Why don't they just borrow the albums from their parents?

On another website I frequent, they had mentioned that they don't want to involve Canada since they just don't want to figure out the legalities of running a contest in a separate country.

What I found interesting about the marketing, is that ads for this movie are running around the clock on the Disney Channel.

I'm… I'm wearing a vest. But to be fair, it's down filled and I'm wearing it because it's fricken cold in my office.

The problem with this methodology is that, like the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, the act of measuring a band's hipster coefficient will change the obscurity of hipster bands and they will become less hipster.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing! You so stupid!