When your most famous Winter Olympics' athlete is Eddie The Eagle, you know you're in trouble.

My company isn't forced to post what each person is payed, though my professional association posts results from their annual salary surveys, so it is very easy to see how much you should be making versus how much you really are. As such, women make pretty much exactly what men do in my industry, with the exception…

This episode is already in the running for the top 10 of the year nominations. I'm going to have to keep a running tally.

I still can't believe that the Cornetto episode didn't make it into the Top One Five.

So, New SimCity is looking pretty good now, isn't it, with our ample parking and daily Who concerts.

I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

Paul Simon is directing movies now?

The guy that did all the songs for the Curious George movie? I love that guy!

Shouldn't that be the Median person?

Do the Nielsen numbers still count if half the viewers are actually asleep?

Hmm, DJ Caruso and the Fresh Prince? It could work.

Well, I hope he has a more consistent release schedule than he did with the Pod F. Tompkast.

You had disappeared from the AVClub and the forums for a month, so we figured you were dead, and decided to go with your unionized american equivalent.

Why? Why must life be so hard? Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?

The only good movie he's been in was Dodgeball.

Happy New Years AV Clubbers! My resolution this year is to stop staying up past midnight.

Is it the guy on the right wearing running shoes for a game of golf?

MOAS is good, but I've always preferred Walking Across a Keyboar=]-[p,l;i09u9jnuytg67fgvghfr45dy5t43sxfdsdqzsfwd

If your Frankenstein goes limp, the experiment is over.

I hope they don't let the Frankensteins break the 3 Laws of Frankensteining whenever they want just for sake of the plot.