The Miami Heat would have at least had the decency to retire his jersey

Fancy Bears—a hacking group allegedly connected to Russian military intelligence

This is a good theory.

more like Blunder Armour, amirite?

I think they’ve actually done the tests on him. I remembered reading about him a year ago. I just can’t help but feel like, in 3 years, he’s going to take a charge, and break literally every bone in his body. He should really play volleyball or come in to block long field goal attempts.

Are we sure he is from Romania?