Happy three months, Catalina!

Six years ago, I ended an engagement. About a year ago, the guy showed up at my apartment out of the blue. We hadn’t talked in five years. He asked what I was up to, and I told him about finishing my masters and preparing to move across the country. I asked him how he’d been, and turns out he flunked out of college,…

ftfy

This post made me miss Midweek Madness - why did you guys kill that?

Good for you! If you were possibly addicted to alcohol, consult with a doctor because physical addiction to alcohol is no joke (as evidenced by Nelsan Ellis’s death). Here’s my go-to drink now: ginger ale, cranberry juice, lemon juice, crushed ginger root; stir and enjoy (through a straw, if you value your teeth…

Hugs, and congratulations on that accomplishment! I wish I could be an occasional drinker; I’ve tried many times. Unfortunately, it’s not in the cards for me.

Hi Joe,

During the election, now “Independent” Joe Scarborough lectured the media, the elites, academia, democrats, and the Left that they don’t understand the “real pain” that Trump supporters are feeling……oh, and Hillary’s favorability ratings are sooooo low. He created the monster in the White House and now wants his hands…

I also went from drinking regularly to drinking maybe once a month and only having one drink at a time. The turning point was a black out drunk night where the next day I realized I was on the road to becoming my alcholic addict mother and since then I have never looked back. Plus hangovers are the wooooooooorst.

When Trump sent his tweets trashing Mika & Joe, the thing I found most offensive (it was all inherently gross and petty) was that Mika was in mourning, having just lost her father - a lifelong American statesman - 2 weeks earlier. This was rarely discussed, but a perfect example of how ruthless Trump is, without any…

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

Maks loves Peta so much that he dumped her a few years ago because he wanted to trade up. He dated Kate Upton but she dumped him for her ex. He maybe tried to get with his DWTS partner Meryl Davis but she wasn’t interested and went back to her ex. He tried to get with J.Lo but she went back to Casper. He tried to get…

If those really were lines of coke then it was fucking amateur hour over there...

He feels the rhythm getting stronger. He can’t control himself any longer.

The conspiracy theories people are willing to come up with around certain celebrities is baffling. I too like to waste my time and get away from the real world by reading celebrity news, but there is other stuff going on in the world and some people are spending way too much time crafting these elaborate stories.…

Okay so for some inexplicable reason, I elected to watch the snapchat about Kim’s marble countertop, and my main concern was the plastic flower thing on her head. Then I realized it’s a sticker or a filter or whatever the fuck and now I just feel like an old ass moron.

Start the chant now:

Here’s one more.

Let’s not forget that Junior is quite the physical specimen, with possibly the physical abilities of this guy, depending on whether he used weights or not. he really is the peak of physical perfection.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…