Ed Sheeran looks like Prince Harry procreated with a goblin and I’m sick of hearing him singing about sex and love with beautiful girls. I hope his next album is more focused on his roots in tricking people out of gold and stealing babies.

Fred Savage: I’ll always remember that Keegan-Michael Key and the cast of the new Netflix series wanted me to hang out. He was at once heroic and senseless. There was nothing more I could do. The die was cast. I stood there, helpless, outnumbered. And that’s when it happened. Billy Eichenr said I create boundaries and…

Small shoes? That’s a size 9 or so. I’m thinking the metal shanks are for stability in car-to-bar (that is, intended to be walked in only from the distance from your car to a barstool, and then positioned daintily on the stool’s crossbars) shoes so she can stand on them for an entire performance and not have to worry…

It looks like my Dad AirBnB’d T. Swift’s place with his buddies for the Holiday weekend

Me on the Celine Dion post:

Liberal garbage written by establishment elites.

This has been a wonderful, then quickly miserable. And I welcome all judgement because no one else can judge me as much as I judge me.

We left my mom (who has early onset Alzheimer’s) at the assisted living at 5 pm today, I’ve already received a call that she was refusing to go to bed.

So, this happened overnight in my neighborhood.

Nope. I didn’t have to work for the first time in a decade on my birthday (today) which should have been awesome. But we got my fiance’s scan results back and his cancer is spreading, meaning his treatment is most likely not working.

As cliché as it sounds, I love this country. This country gave refuge to my entire family, and I will be grateful for as long as I live. And entirely understand that this country has not been as generous or as good to other peoples. I was not brought here in chains nor were my people indigenous and decimated, and…

A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

Fuck.....off

Just a thought here, but idk how comfortable I am with someone who’s mentally ill being referred to as “objectively bananas”

The guy I’ve been dating for several months has gone from going out to just meeting at his house for sex. He texted me last night at 11pm and I ignored it. Like I’m supposed to jump out bed, leave my comfy bed and cute pup to touch his dick. And it felt damn good. I’m sick of it. The dating scene in my thirties has…

I’m not a lawyer but using a song that celebrates the LGBTQ community, to defend a guy who inflated the price of a drug that fights a disease that decimated the LGBTQ community, seems like a bad move.