It starts with “P” and rhymes with “Apa John’s”? So, you worked at Parappa John’s, too? Man, I loved the food there, but that little rapping dog wasn’t a very good boss.

Ditto. Seriously *not* interested in clickbait with nothing but a video attached.

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Yeah, this kinda bugs me too. I mean, yeah, you link to the video. But you aren’t really opening up to discussion by JUST linking the video. And I realize you didn’t make the video, but it still feels a little weird.

The premiere episode shined a light on what this season’s main theme will be for AHS: Hotel. Addiction. Addiction to substances and ideas. An inability to let go, move one, or get clean in order to move forward.

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I would say hummus and pita, but apparently mine have been shoving their hands in the hummus, licking it off like animals and chucking the pita.

So YMMV, I guess.

I have a confession. I was once one of these customers.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

As someone with exactly the same experiences, I can’t star this post enough. Thank you.

The obsession with hating her is so weird. A lot of the comments about her are heavy in bodysnark.

I’m not fan of this girl, but can we let go of the bashing when it comes to Ariana Grande? I just... I’m having a really hard time with a lot of Jezz writers lately.

The bulk of your readers are women. Tearing other women down over silly shit like getting carried around by a handler doesn’t make a bit of sense to me.

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