Purple monkey dishwasher

I bought Earthbound this week just to support you people wanting Mother 3. You’re welcome!

Ha, way to do this right after I just went through buying a headset.

Ha, way to do this right after I just went through buying a headset.

Two awesome quotes from the opening day newspaper ad: “I saw Pokemon I’d never seen before.” And “Dont fight is what I learned.”

Only review of TP ive ever read said it was too expensive, dont buy it.

No one was ever going to buy the game! Enjoy the exposure! Maybe someone will hire you some day.

Finally been playing Long War in preperation for XCOM 2. Im going to wait til that hits $40 before i grab it though, so Ill have a few weeks before I worry about finding time for that.

You will pay for such blasphemy! St Ajora strike you down!

Holy crap. Ive been waiting to play BoF3 since my friend took his copy back i borrowed 20 years ago. A+

Id say Z1, but all the Zeldas are there in the Souls DNA.

It needs to be Dark Souls, because Dark Souls has been Zelda for a while.

To be fair, at least one person who grew up there is a god damn fucking genius (and one of the best trolls Kinja’s got)

Dark Souls 2 and Quake 1

Plus I am curious if you will need to sign up for an acct to play it.

Mammals

A writer once told me, “if you are trying to pitch a scifi story, make sure you say ‘it is like Blade Runner.’”

Im confused as well. Seems like an unnecessary danger, but what do I know?!

Kill yourself

why was this article suggested today? Why isnt this article about Bowie?

Tangent: where is the kotaku tribute to Bowie?