YES!! So stinkin’ adorable!!

I still like the happy song. You’re free to hate, but I’ll sit over here happy.

*tears* I love how happy Mark is after she says “yes”. So damn cute.

My first thought was young woman in t-shirt + chain link fence + hair back = some kinds of sports thing. It’s not like she’s wearing an orange jumpsuit or anything.

Oh jayzuz — “standard freezer baby” — that such a little corpse should exist and be thus abused.

Speaking as a former child of a physically abusive dad, they are all cowards. After I turned 16 I got big enough I could stop the abuse. I'll never forget the look on my dads face when I told him, if you lay one hand on me, I will kill you, and I may not succeed, but you will be very messed up, I promise you. He never…

Floyd cant read...

Motherfucking internet lawyer.

Hah. I love that. “He’s totally just manipulating you! How dare you call his bluff!”

When I broke up with this super controlling and manipulative guy I was long distance dating he threatened suicide. So I called the university police from his school and notified them. They checked him into a hospital. And then his sister blamed me and said that he was just trying to make me feel bad and it’s not like…

My older son is my salty biscuit and we call him Professor Von Crankypants or the Kaiser of Sulk.

I mean, does anyone think it’s Malia? Anyone?

Now that’s an impressive name for business cards.

How can people not love her? “Salty biscuit”- hilarious.

Or call their mom (I have gotten rid of a stalker this way.)

What a pile of garbage. Also when people threaten suicide to manipulate I am a firm believer of calling 9-1-1 every time they try it. I find that to be such a disgusting way of trying to get your way. Fuck you dude.

Seriously? I wish every asshole criminal/abuser were this stupid. Our world would be a lot safer.

“Florida man’s Instagram photos lead to 142 felony charges Cops discovered that Depree Johnson, a 19-year-old who was once known by his misspelled user name ‘duce22ceritfied’ on the social media site, was the ring leader behind a string of thefts in Palm Beach County after the man posted pictures of himself holding…

As a native Floridiot, let me just say to the great state of Montana, “Hey! Crazy and stupid is our gig!”

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. STOP IT. I WANT OFF. LET ME OFF.