That punch was a real iOpener for the guy doing the choking.

Awesome catch. Reminds me of this:

These Derek Jeter send-offs just get more and more emotional.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Always thought this was trill.

Here we go again with the labral media bias.

i bet he isn't satisfied but he just agrees to avoid argument and keep at least those 2 nights.

Do you know for a fact they aren't childless?

Jezebel is that way ————————>

Which is why she's fucking someone else.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Also:

circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.

Hey man, shut the fuck up. We did our best in the time allotted, okay?!

translation:

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Just like a woman. Grabs one of your balls while her friends laugh.

Just like a woman. Not being happy until you take both the guy's balls.

Two balls in the glove gets one hand in the bush.