Ha - it was VERY painful, and she was blunt about the aftermath, but I appreciated her honesty.

I had no painkillers except for Tylenol 3 and it took three of them to sew closed the exit my son blasted. A few weeks later, my obgyn had a look at the damage and then sat down and drew a picture of what looked like a deformed, hairy worm.

“They’re able.” LOL they meet the minimum standards of competency. Just.

sorry!

Because no-one would have babies ever again.

“I’m so very sorry, but when we were stitching you up Dr. WTF sewed his finger to your labia. It didn’t worsen the tear, but fluids mixed and we do need to do an HIV test. After we re-sew.”

OH MY GOD THERE’S A HAND THERE WHY

I started going platinum very early and colored colored colored until after my second baby, at which point I said fuck it and let it go, only to discover (happily) that it was aaaaaall platinum. Boom. Done. Never looked back.

I have a lovely crown of thick platinum locks that I wear in a long bob or longer and everyday someone exclaims admiration of it. And I’ve lost count how many times someone has asked ‘HOW did you get that color?’ I’ve let it be platinum for about 8 years now (since my son was born and I lost the will to color it) and…

I was going to say that I doubted Hillary even knows who Tiffany is, given that she’s been so sidelined, but then I remembered, it’s Hillary. She probably knows the nicknames, birthdates, and favorite foods of every single one of Donald’s kids, acknowledged and unacknowledged.

She’s been pretty notably absent from the conversation since the pussy tapes dropped. Prior to that she was popping up often enough to proclaim her father a defender of women - maybe she’s realized that that look just won’t be good on her now? She’s got a brand to protect, after all.

I would *love* a shade ruling on that. (sorry.)

Exactly. She couldn’t exactly say “well, *one* of his children maaaaaybe isn’t evil. That one there, Ivanka, the one with the tanking lifestyle brand.”

Jesus wept.

It will get worse once Hillary’s elected. The monsters won’t settle when their shitlord is defeated. They will rile up.

Starred for “high on the ideological purity of their own farts.”

this deserves more stars.

same

came here to say EXACTLY THIS.

Maybe. But she’s positioned her brand as ambitiously upscale —> GOOP-goes-to-Lean-In-circles. It isn’t like Reese Witherspoon’s down-home ‘totes y’all’ lifestyle brand, it’s New York career woman, all Stuart Weitzmann knock-offs and soft-filter corporate feminist messaging. It’s universes away from Paula Deen. And all…