There can only be one breakfast meat...

Or, better yet, ditch your stupid, over-priced iToy and buy a REAL phone.

I vote for making them illegal. We already have “Autonomous” cars - they are called taxis.

Let me make this clear - all Unions are corrupt.  The UAW is simply the worst of them, having become violent, mob controlled criminals.

RIP Tumblr, you wont be missed.

If they want to put a stop to this, make it a 5000$ (plus cleanup costs)fine for crashing into the bridge. Vehicle, whatever it is, gets impounded & crushed.

Hell no! Do a potluck, or just buy something cheaper. I’d be insulted if anyone did this, and my response would be “Sorry, I wont be attending”

I cant wait!

YOU GET ALL THE STARS!!

So bigoted moron bible-thumper does something he KNOWS is illegal, something he has been warned repeatedly NOT TO DO, and gets himself killed. All I can say is

Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Anyone who plays holiday music before Dec 12st, or after Jan 2nd, should be shot.

Clearly the owner of this prettied up shitbox is certifiably insane. All Neons are utter crap, and this one has the added terror factor of having an engine hot enough to get you into trouble that the rest of the crapcan car will NOT be able to get you out of.

they still paid way too much

Set Adorableness to maximum!

We need to get ahead of the game:

Clearly, it needs