if by “Cool” you mean “Hideous”, I’d agree with you. This is really terrible.

As long as you don’t have any caramelized onions, you’ll be fine.

Clearly they didn’t use ...

What about DUI/DWI? I would think that would be BY FAR the largest cause in fatal crashes.

This piece of excrement needs to be punched in the face several times a day for the rest of his miserable life.

like this:

I predict this poor kid will be spending a fortune on therapy when she grows up.

I had this growing up. I watched the moon landing live. I was already a huge lego fan, but when this came out I had to have it. It was the ONLY thing on my Christmas list that year. I had an amazing amount of fun with it. Sadly, 3 or 4 moves ago, it disappeared. I really wish I could afford it now, but I have much…

I had this growing up. I watched the moon landing live. I was already a huge lego fan, but when this came out I had…

One way they might achieve this:

I have a message for Herr Fausset

Skyrim on the Antikythera Mechanism is barely playable, but hey. 

You’d need Unobtanium Carbide for the tranny on this thing.

Sure the problem is easy to fix. Make NY a “Right to work state”, and then tell the union goons to go fuck themselves.

I can’t be alone in thinking Minaj is just not very pretty.

I refuse to apologize for not being a Triumph Herald, because cats never apologize.

Autozam and the Angels is the name of my new pop band!

A better way to cover that notch

I hear Sacked Stig is available. Now if they stop the stupid “Celebrity Brain Crash” segment, and, you know, just interview interesting people about cars, Real Top Gear will be soooo much better. Plus hiring Ben Collins as the new tame racing driver would be a nice poke at those buffoons over at Flop Gear