Print Media is dead, Facebook is a steaming pile bantha poodoo. In the era of Cheetoh Brain Fake News is believed and seized upon by the drooling drones who supported him. Frankly if all the print media went away, I think it’d be a good thing - it would save a lot of trees. I see only two sources of news I can MOSTL…

Want to fix the NYC Subways? Make it a law that all subway management and their families MUST use the subway every day, You will be AMAZED who quickly things will get fixed.

You sir are a curmudgeon, who clearly hates fun and cars. Hand in your Jalop card immediately. Our agents will be coming to tow all your cars away. Since you hate fun and cars so much, you can use public transport from now on.

Good for Mr Williams! I hope now he sues the crap out of his asshole neighbors for harassment.

Faraday Nofuture and LeEco are both scams, and always have been. Anyone who believed otherwise is a fucking idiot. If you invested any money in this scam, kiss it goodbye.

Hey Joss? This isn’t brilliant, you are just an asshole. I hope Chipotle bans your ass.

TUNES!!!!!

I had one of these in electric green, it was one of the best cars I ever had. Agile like a mountain goat, reliable as Saint Bernard, and a BLAST to drive. Mine was the SX/4 flavor, so it was even more fun. This beast is ready for a restomod (Hellcat injection, anyone?)

If anyone wants to know why Newspapers are dying, its crap like this. The Grey Lady is long overdue for euthanasia at this point. It stopped being relevant about five minutes after CNN came on the scene.

Well done!

I had one of these as a rental once - it was a hideous, unreliable, wheezy, ugly, horrific crap can. I owned a ‘72 Pinto - this was worse. far, far worse.

Hello Kitty is not at all amusing, its EVIL. This poor man and his wife have been enslaved by them, and must be rescued immediately. The vile dolls must be purged with fire.

I had a ‘72 Matador, so I have a huge fondness for land yachts, and this is one of the yachtiest! I would so stuff a nice LS7 crate motor in it, grab five of my close friends, a trunk full of beer & goodies - and take it cruising to

In Soviet Russia, Car Spins You!

* Customer acknowledges that every time you drive this car, it’s probably going to try and kill you, and that unless you have the reflexes of a jaguar on Meth, it will likely succeed. In fact, there are some really Jaguars out there for about 85K, so you should probably buy one of those instead.

While this *may* not be a hate crime, in Cheetoh Brain’s Amurrika, its rapidly becoming much more prevalent. Given the strong presence of Trump Supporters in VA, I doubt this will be investigated very thoroughly.

Cool idea, flawed execution

This is 16 kinds of awesome! When I was still in NY, one of my neighbors had one of these, and she had done a VR6 swap. That care was a blast to drive. I am sure yours will be too!