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North Korea is not a threat to anyone except its own citizens. Sure they could do some damage, especially if one of there nukes actually works, but 15 seconds Pyongyang will be a glowing crater, and that will be the end of that.

Mine is a series of words in four different languages, it’s easy for ME to remember, and checks in at a mere 19 septillion years

They are driving a Prius. Driving one of these crapcans means you are a self righteous jerk who thinks they own the road. I always give these assholes a wide berth, and blast past them as soon as is safe.

Don’t buy a car at all, save the money & use buses or taxis.

Electric Green Eagle Wagon with the flawless inline 6. Sadly I don’t have a picture.

Still more eco-friendly than a Prius!

Well done David!

That cable will only cost 59.95. but it has to be replaced every 50 miles.

That adapter will set you back 1,995.95 $

Au contraire! If I could afford one of these, I’d hire a washed up F-1 driver for my Chauffeur, and tell him to flog the beast for all its worth, going everywhere in a cloud of expensive smoke. 

If you own either of these crapcans, turn in your Jalop card & your Man Card. Your life is over. May as well wear a sign reading “Please Kill Me Now”

Not its not! Now if the suspension had been made of beavers and poutine...

This is BRILLIANT Torch, even for you!

This is an abomination! Straight 6 or GTFO!

That will buff right out

This is what it will REALLY look like:

This sounds like a typical Italian thing, exaggerating car performance. “It will have a Meeelion horsepower, and run on sunshine and rainbows, and it flies!”

All of these videos are blocked on Jalopnik, so whats the point of this article?

Sorry, I am still with James May on this one - designing cars for speed on the Ring ruins them. Its time to nuke the Nurburgring.

I have been following your quest to bring this magnificent junk back to life, and drive it to glory. You cannot give up now, not until you triumph at Moab!