That AP is a fricken hero.

That's one badass assistant principal.

I feel like someone’s blown a giant hole right through the middle of me. How is this possible? Bowie can’t die. He’s supposed to be immortal. When the universe ends, he’s supposed to be the one that turns the lights off. And then turns them on for the next one. I can’t believe this. I know I’m heartbroken, but I can’t…

“right to work” is the biggest bullshit ever.

In your monogrammed thermos

“in a fucking “right-to-work” state. If I wasn’t expected to “make up” the time I was taking a lunch break, believe me I’d fucking take it”

^^THIS. The erosion of unions is a bunch of medieval bullshit. The 1% have *all time record profits* and productivity, yet they want more, are greedy f*cks and will ride you to…

Bo handles the peeing on priceless historical artifacts stuff, while Sunny is mostly in charge of sniffing tourists’ crotches. Joe Biden still does all of the work in the “inappropriate jumping on strangers” department, though. It’s a labor of love for him.

Thanks Hepcatty, first cocktail of the evening and now spit all over my laptop.

Done. Now what? Still offended.

I’m imagining the women in the original portraits are reacting to her project. The Arbore tribeswoman seems thisfuckingclose to a throat punch.

Monotheism is like Android OS, a fragmented world full of confused/passionate users.

Do you mean to say you are not filled with a sense of wonder whenever you walk out your door? According to filmmakers, you could be anywhere... A large portion of Africa. Literally any part of Europe. Definitely Asia. Possibly Narnia.

BUT they all speak with British accents to indicate that it’s set in parts exotic!

Is it just me, or does this guy look like Nathan Lane in old nerd makeup?

“ Lando Calrissian is a positive role-model in the realm of science-fiction/fantasy.”

I want to see him in his own damn SW movie, not just as a side note to these kids.

Rejoice.

Carrie Fisher has been through a lot. She doesn't need people dissecting her appearance.