Oh, hey, editing. This:

Fuckin’, right?! From THIS administration.

It is a violation of federal law to falsify a National Weather Service forecast and pass it off as official, as President Trump did here

How to beat the back-to-work blues? Easy! Be like the millions of us who don’t get a weekend, in any one of the massive amount of service sector jobs where you get days off at random points of the week, different every week. My job is better off than others because I have a union, so I didn’t need to work labor day…

By gods, I hope that’s the podium order as well. I’d like to see Biden get ripped RIGHT in half.

Ah, “patriotism”.

Not the main thrust of the piece, but...

President Obama had 32 mass shootings during his reign

C’mon, man. They could’ve at least double-imprinted their SSN or even demanded a company FOID and avoided this whole mess.

That’s a bold claim, headline, when your header picture shows her standing and smiling right next to R2D2.

I don’t care what they do with their other mobile browsers, so long as they keep supporting Firefox Focus.

Wait, Prachi, no

all I want to do is see Elizabeth Warren crush Bernie Sanders

I was more looking forward to a protest, myself.

Brown? No no, see, it’s just like he was saying about The Gays. You can say “he was born that way”, but the fact is he can make a choice to avoid a lifestyle that values him as a human being and instead join the Republican party.

On the one hand, I get that it’s annoying. On the other hand, it feeds the righteous fury in my brain that they’re willingly embracing an excess that explicitly points back to some of the worst of history’s imperialist monarchies.

It’s almost like the Republicans’ fetishization of industries that no longer exist is a cynical ploy meant to blind their constituents with nostalgia while they keep pulling them dollars ever upwards. These voters they’re targeting shoulda taken the hint back when Bethlehem Steel went under.

Election day is 551 days away, and this song clocks in at 1 minute 48 seconds, so if I put it on repeat... let me do the math here...

every time I mail a letter, a part of me is afraid it won’t work