That’s not a bad dad uniform. My preferred daddy uniform is... rather different. And slightly more ass-less.
That’s not a bad dad uniform. My preferred daddy uniform is... rather different. And slightly more ass-less.
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Man, DC is really fuckin with the Joker’s backstory
“Nix my dolly” might not even mean anything. First thing I thought of reading this was Whiskey in the Jar, and the center of the refrain in that one is written as anything from “Whack fol the diddle oh” to “Whack for my daddy-oh”. Can’t be sure, but they likely weren’t too careful about distinguishing between Irish…
Holy shit, that ‘mother warrior’ paragraph is fucked:
The Law of Fives states simply that: ALL THINGS HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR ARE DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLES OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5.
The Law of Fives is never wrong.
In the Erisian Archives is an old memo from Omar to Mal-2: “I find the Law of Fives to be more and more manifest the…
Hopefully soon! I’m thinking this article was already in the can when that went down.
The bill also prohibits a transfer of firearms by people who aren’t licensed dealers, with exceptions for ... transfers for the purposes of hunting, target shooting, and self-defense.
Also, this bullshit right here:
It’s a goddamn travesty, is what it is.
Ennui doesn’t fit. But neither does Barf Bag, anymore. It’s been two years. I have nothing left in my stomach to throw up. What I DO have is a bag filled with now-cold vomit clutched in one nerveless hand, its contents seeping through the cheap waxed paper and dripping onto the rug as I give in to exhaustion and…
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To suggest women get these abortions frivolously is just stupidity. It’s like saying that some people get root canals for shits and giggles.
Do yourself a favor and install The Daily Show’s “Make Trump Tweets Eight Again” addon in your browser. It’s the only way I can read his tweets anymore.
Comes from the idea that because soya contains certain types of estrogens, eating too much of it makes “men” “weak”. Some of them believe it’s the reason for our current Big Gay Epidemic. It’s... they’re not good at science. Or critical thinking.
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Every time one of these motherfuckers is arrested:
#1 tip for having the barista judge the shit out of you:
Don’t worry, it’s leagues out there.
Ah, Iowa, my love. How I’ve missed your irrepressible spirit of Christian charity.
Right?! I don’t want to parrot “ok Google”. I want to point a finger at my computer screen and announce “Rodolfo, attend!” in a rolling imperious tone. What’s the point of voice-activated assistants otherwise?