Values Voter Summit 2016 coupon: I can go for just $50 next year if I like.

I dunno, I mean... on the one hand, fuck these guys. On the other hand, if this sorry display is the extent of their rhetorical toolbox...

Unfortunately that’s not their official name. Just the one used by dem dirty libruls. Stands for Targeted Restriction of Abortion Providers.

Benedict Cumberbatch as “Nathaniel Blanc”, the white gay man who wrote all of MLK’s speeches, became the rock that MLK leaned on, and ultimately jumped in front of the first bullet fired in Memphis. Never forget.

Therefore, what Bunn does with his clients is recondition their fear of flying by pairing the idea of hurtling through the air with an oxytocin-producing memory. He has his clients imagine their partner giving them a loving look after having sex or nursing their baby, anything that will get that oxytocin raging. Then…

I do it maybe too much.

Waitwaitwait, are you claiming that guns don’t count as speech? I thought we had rolled the 1st and 2nd amendments together YEARS ago.

The question is, can I get one large enough to carry home my artisinal firewood in?

Amazing article. Keep up the good work!

This face dreams of a swimming pool full of virgins’ blood.

Right! Did Jesus need to hand over His hard-earned money to park His donkey after riding into Jerusalem?! Get it together, people! Don’t pay to park, #PrayToPark.

The “Slut-Shamer”, the “Uncomfortable Advance” and the “Eight-Second Wonder”. Done and done. Next?

Fun fact: that image is precisely how I look in every single shot of me ever taken, right down to the ice cream and grayscale.

(I think you might have replied to the wrong person; I’m all for hate speech not being covered under “art”)

“I regret some of my previous decisions, and would very much like for them to be someone else’s responsibility!”

Yeah, I get that. It’s one of those situations that’s been handled badly and is now doing nothing but making everything a little bit worse for everyone involved. At least we’re at mid-week already.

Seconded. I’m all for forgiveness and growth, but claiming to be “one of the least homophobic rappers in the world” yet still throwing around ‘faggot’ is just dumbfuckery. It ain’t an automatic process, brosef.

...that’s all I got. Hah, but seriously though, it’s alright, old white dude. We were doing fine anyway. Thanks?

Huh; I must be missing something. The link shows me this:

Rates vary nationwide, however, with at least one state reporting over 6% of parents seeking exemptions, the study found.