Amazing article. Keep up the good work!

This face dreams of a swimming pool full of virgins’ blood.

Oh, man. Janelle Monáe and Erykah Badu. I would give all of my money to see those two on-screen together in any type of sci-fi. Or noir. Or anything at all.

Hmm... I want to like this, but I’m really hoping that the ‘On “Science Fiction”’ section isn’t actually part of the poem. (Not ashamed to admit that I can’t tell. Voice is pretty similar.) If it is, it’s rather too much navel-gazery.

Right! Did Jesus need to hand over His hard-earned money to park His donkey after riding into Jerusalem?! Get it together, people! Don’t pay to park, #PrayToPark.

It’s a simple sentiment, but one that needed to be voiced.

The “Slut-Shamer”, the “Uncomfortable Advance” and the “Eight-Second Wonder”. Done and done. Next?

Fun fact: that image is precisely how I look in every single shot of me ever taken, right down to the ice cream and grayscale.

(I think you might have replied to the wrong person; I’m all for hate speech not being covered under “art”)

It’s not about finding the chaos, it’s about what you do with her when you find her.

“I regret some of my previous decisions, and would very much like for them to be someone else’s responsibility!”

Yeah, I get that. It’s one of those situations that’s been handled badly and is now doing nothing but making everything a little bit worse for everyone involved. At least we’re at mid-week already.

Seconded. I’m all for forgiveness and growth, but claiming to be “one of the least homophobic rappers in the world” yet still throwing around ‘faggot’ is just dumbfuckery. It ain’t an automatic process, brosef.

...that’s all I got. Hah, but seriously though, it’s alright, old white dude. We were doing fine anyway. Thanks?

NASA, I love you; you know I do. But... have you considered some rebranding? Because using an acronym just lacks a certain... something. Look at Russia. They don’t have a ‘Space Administration’, they have Roscosmos. Even the Kazakhs’ version - Kazcosmos - they just roll off the tongue so well. Nothing says ‘humanity’s…

Answer: 50lbs

Huh; I must be missing something. The link shows me this:

Same. Gave up halfway through the second disturbing sex scene. Too much Mary Sue.

Rates vary nationwide, however, with at least one state reporting over 6% of parents seeking exemptions, the study found.